phineasjones

inkjunket and i exchanged prompts last night. i got brendon/cash and the cape of fail. and the result is schmoop.

Lucky You
brendon/cash
pg
700ish words
thanks to inkjunket for the beta-type help. <3

( Are you telling me you went on stage without your pants? )

so, frankly, i was tired of thinking about bach by this morning. and decided to let myself spend a while thinking about ray and fraser having sleepy morning sex instead. and then i wrote it down. and so now i have a little pwp to share.


the next just sky
fraser/kowalski, R
app. 1,000 words

( This was different. There was no tension here. There was no drive toward release. Fraser had been dreaming of this, longing for it. )

i've decided to act in a hobbitty fashion and give a little something out on my birthday. this is the duck/dan mix i've been working on forever and ever. time to let it go. thanks to many for the inspiration to include some of these songs - especially inkjunket who is the bestest fanmixer ever. she suggested something more than this and and these hands and they are so perfect and necessary. someone suggested ordinary town. was it brooklinegirl? i've been trying to remember but the brain, it no work so good sometimes. 100,000 fireflies is from pearl_o's wilby vid. and i could probably credit every other song to someone too, since i get all my music from you guys.

anyway, here it is. download and enjoy at will.





yesterday, today and tomorrow - individual songs on box.net
yesterday, today and tomorrow - zip file at sendspace

( selected lyrics )

um. i never wanted to see fraser wrapped in meat. and i never want to see it again. ew.

unrelatedly, i comment porned for justbreathe80. perhaps a little long for comment porn. oops.

( yay porn. fraser/kowalski. sleepy morning. )

Title: One Is For You
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: It should be completely obvious that if I had any right to these characters, many things would be very different.
Gratitude: Huge thanks to starbuckle, jjtaylor and madmadharri for beta.
Author's notes: This story is loosely based on ani difranco's song the diner. It is dedicated to musesfool, who requested it as a prize for winning a text slash challenge. Thank you, Victoria, for getting me off my ass and working on this story. And for all the wonderful writing you put out into the world.

( One Is For You )

title: cast a spell over the west
pairing: dominic monaghan/ron weasley
raiting: R
notes: when i started writing this, i thought i was writing one short scene of a silly crossover idea. and then a boring job and helpful inspiration from inkjunket turned it into the longest thing i've written. due to the way it just sort of happened, it's un-betaed. and since i've moved on fandom-wise, it will never be betaed. i still love dom and ron, though. and i still love hp crossovers.


1. the alley encounter
2. dom and ron in a pub
3. dom and ron at the bookshop
4. dom and ron go to the movies
5. dom and ron after the movie
6. dom and ron get it on
7. dom and ron have a visitor
8. dom and ron and elijah have a chat.
9. dom and elijah have a whole bunch of visitors
10. "H" is for Harry

this is totally random, crossovery and for scottxwl:

( two of a kind. 100 words. )

ok, the wee fic has been cleaned up and is ready for re-release. thanks to jenny.

title: Objectively Speaking
author: phineas
summary: This closet was definitely too small for two people. Especially when one was a Weasley.
rating: PG
disclaimer: these character's are not mine.
notes: this is for kaalee - and overgrown prize for her winning TextSlash. many, many thanks to starbuckle for beta.

( Objectively Speaking )

feedback is appreciated.

100 words. just because.

( tip. harry/ron. pg. )

whew. all this yummy girlslash going around. makes me wanna drabble...

( Clean. Hermione/Ginny. 100 words. )

ok! matrix betaing down, hp to go! i think i have to go mash some potatoes in preparation for dinner and NoEx with scottxwl and annelarissa. never fear, the beta will happen. oh yes, it will. ::random maniacal laugh::

i spent pretty much the entirety of yesterday knitting and watching angel (seasons 1 and 2). really. i didn't do anything productive... didn't even check lj or my e-mail. and for once, i let myself enjoy the snowy day, home from work, rach home from cancelled classes. i didn't constantly guilt trip myself like the neurotic freakazoid that i am. it was a really nice day.

but of course, today i must pay. i need to put in those lost work hours and such. i'm mostly caught up on my lj now. mostly. some things to read. it's always the days when i'm distracted that everyone and her cat posts fic.

and ok, so i'm late to the wip amnesty party. but i actually have some... it was appalling to look through my folder and find the really old stuff. whoa. that will never ever see the light of day. ::shudders:: but there's a few i don't mind sharing, though they're just bits that start nowhere and go nowhere.

this is sirius/remus, fluffy smut... breaks off suddenly when i gave up. starts with sort of a summary of what i was thinking... i hope i wasn't planning to leave it that way. ( sirius/remus, mwpp )

and here was a start of a harry/ron that i think was going to be part of starbuckle and my series before we changed our minds about what parts to write on. ( harry/ron, GoF )

harry/ron-ish. just harry actually. i thought about using this as part of something... but i don't think i did. can't actually remember. ( harry. alone. )

this was going to be a birthday ficlet for camillafarfalla. it was going to be short, cute and to the point. but i just couldn't make anything out of it. sorry, love. it wasn't for lack of trying. ( harry/draco )

and then these.... snippets of grieving remus. i posted these when i wrote them. and then i though about working them into the remus/bran. which i don't think i'll ever get to writing. not while my brain is so lotr-focused anyway. but the project still intrigues me - and owes much to c.s. lewis.
( remus. post-ootp. )

eesh. a little heavy. no wonder i stopped writing it. yes, ok. that's all i have to offer. i write so little, i'm surprised there was that much. i'm going to hold off on apologizing for badness and just seize the word 'amnesty.' right. amnesty. ok, good.

move along. nothing to see here. i just need to put my wee remix fic here so i can link it in my memories. which is the only place where i have everything i've written. which may not really be the best idea. alas. so, yeah, this is not new. just doing it for my own purposes.

( blue. a remix of green. harry/ron. R.  )

oy. i didn't know what i was getting myself into. you people are cruel. well, not all of you. cookies i can handle. but symplegades? anyway, there will be some firsts for me in these...

my first ever het. it's not really all that het. oops.
the words were altitude, quiescent and farmer
( hp for bonibaru )

[edit] where are my manners? thanks to hominidj, wax_jism and cupiscent for help with the use of the word quiescent.

oops! i wrote another wee ron/goyle. i think this will also be for harrimad_sol, cuz extended birthdays rock. also, um, oddly, i think this is the dirtiest thing i've written. and no, it's not all that dirty.

( quiet )

for the Veela Inc Valentine's Day Challenge
Title: All Souls' DAy
Author: phineas
Author's e-mail: phineasjones@livejournal.com
Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me.
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Spoilers: for PoA and GoF
Summary: Remus waits. Sirius returns.
Author's notes: all of you who have been reading along here know what this little story did to me. i am so glad to have done it though and i am eternally grateful to those who helped me. annelarissa, starbuckle, fearlessdiva and cimorene111 provided invaluable and insightful beta commentary. cim and wax_jism were great with the calming and coaching along the way. and special thanks to wax for the tips on forestry.

( all souls' day )