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[phineasjones]

thanks to heinous_bitca for the link to rotk sockpuppet theater. sadly though, i didn't think it was terribly funny. i recall raucous laughter at these in the past, but this one was a slight giggle here and there. maybe it's just the best movie ever and harder to make fun of? heh. i thought the following bits were worth a chuckle though

Sauron: Is Saruman there? Whoops, wrong number.
Pippin: Help, I've superglued myself to a flaming bowling ball!
Merry: Don't worry, I'll sit here and do nothing.

Arwen: Whoops, forgot to put the cat out!

Arwen: Just reforge the sword and get over it, daddy.
Elrond: Fine, whatever.
Fans: Why didn't they just do that in the first place?

Theoden: Well, Aragorn's abandoned us, and we're pretty much screwed. But who cares!
Eomer: Has anyone ever told you that you suck at pep-talking?

Gimli: So why exactly is this mountain so freaky?
Legolas: Hi, I'm Legolas, and I'll be your history teacher for today.
Aragorn: If they way is shut, how come the door's open?

Gollum: Look, it's a dark and creepy tunnel. Ladies first!
Frodo: I have a bad feeling about this. (TM)
Shelob: I make Aragog look like the itsy bitsy spider.
Arachnophobes: We hate you, J. R. R. Tolkien!

Shelob: Tonight, the part of the mummy will be played by Frodo.
Sam: Okay, nobody but me's allowed to touch Frodo that way!

Sauron: I guess this is when two eyes would come in handy.

Sam: C'mon Mr. Frodo, let's sing "These are a few of my favorite things."
Frodo: At the moment, I could really use some chapstick.
Gollum: Guess it's time for that part I have yet to play, for good or ill.

Gandalf: Hey Frodo, you're alive! That's hilarious!
Frodo: I know, isn't it?

Gandalf: By a unaminous vote, you now get to wear this nifty winged crown

Comments

[semielliptical]

Thanks for the link! The dirty!Sam and Frodo sock puppets are rather cute.

[phineasjones.livejournal.com]

yeah. it's definitely worth looking just to see what they do with the puppets. heehee.

[starbuckle.livejournal.com]

bwee! thanks for the link; i'd been waiting around for this. :::hearts:::

personal favorite:

Sauron: I guess this is when two eyes would come in handy.

hee hee hee ...

happy weekend!

[phineasjones.livejournal.com]

yeah, i think that was my favorite line too. but was i right? not quite as rotflamo as the other ones?

[starbuckle.livejournal.com]

yeah, i found it cute, but not so rotflmao. i think since i feel such an attachment to the source material, that makes it harder to poke fun at, you know? still, much with the cute.

:::goes to share with jdk:::