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heinous_bitca for the link to rotk sockpuppet theater. sadly though, i didn't think it was terribly funny. i recall raucous laughter at these in the past, but this one was a slight giggle here and there. maybe it's just the best movie ever and harder to make fun of? heh. i thought the following bits were worth a chuckle though
Sauron: Is Saruman there? Whoops, wrong number.
Pippin: Help, I've superglued myself to a flaming bowling ball!
Merry: Don't worry, I'll sit here and do nothing.
Arwen: Whoops, forgot to put the cat out!
Arwen: Just reforge the sword and get over it, daddy.
Elrond: Fine, whatever.
Fans: Why didn't they just do that in the first place?
Theoden: Well, Aragorn's abandoned us, and we're pretty much screwed. But who cares!
Eomer: Has anyone ever told you that you suck at pep-talking?
Gimli: So why exactly is this mountain so freaky?
Legolas: Hi, I'm Legolas, and I'll be your history teacher for today.
Aragorn: If they way is shut, how come the door's open?
Gollum: Look, it's a dark and creepy tunnel. Ladies first!
Frodo: I have a bad feeling about this. (TM)
Shelob: I make Aragog look like the itsy bitsy spider.
Arachnophobes: We hate you, J. R. R. Tolkien!
Shelob: Tonight, the part of the mummy will be played by Frodo.
Sam: Okay, nobody but me's allowed to touch Frodo that way!
Sauron: I guess this is when two eyes would come in handy.
Sam: C'mon Mr. Frodo, let's sing "These are a few of my favorite things."
Frodo: At the moment, I could really use some chapstick.
Gollum: Guess it's time for that part I have yet to play, for good or ill.
Gandalf: Hey Frodo, you're alive! That's hilarious!
Frodo: I know, isn't it?
Gandalf: By a unaminous vote, you now get to wear this nifty winged crown
heinous_bitca for the link to rotk sockpuppet theater. sadly though, i didn't think it was terribly funny. i recall raucous laughter at these in the past, but this one was a slight giggle here and there. maybe it's just the best movie ever and harder to make fun of? heh. i thought the following bits were worth a chuckle though Sauron: Is Saruman there? Whoops, wrong number.
Pippin: Help, I've superglued myself to a flaming bowling ball!
Merry: Don't worry, I'll sit here and do nothing.
Arwen: Whoops, forgot to put the cat out!
Arwen: Just reforge the sword and get over it, daddy.
Elrond: Fine, whatever.
Fans: Why didn't they just do that in the first place?
Theoden: Well, Aragorn's abandoned us, and we're pretty much screwed. But who cares!
Eomer: Has anyone ever told you that you suck at pep-talking?
Gimli: So why exactly is this mountain so freaky?
Legolas: Hi, I'm Legolas, and I'll be your history teacher for today.
Aragorn: If they way is shut, how come the door's open?
Gollum: Look, it's a dark and creepy tunnel. Ladies first!
Frodo: I have a bad feeling about this. (TM)
Shelob: I make Aragog look like the itsy bitsy spider.
Arachnophobes: We hate you, J. R. R. Tolkien!
Shelob: Tonight, the part of the mummy will be played by Frodo.
Sam: Okay, nobody but me's allowed to touch Frodo that way!
Sauron: I guess this is when two eyes would come in handy.
Sam: C'mon Mr. Frodo, let's sing "These are a few of my favorite things."
Frodo: At the moment, I could really use some chapstick.
Gollum: Guess it's time for that part I have yet to play, for good or ill.
Gandalf: Hey Frodo, you're alive! That's hilarious!
Frodo: I know, isn't it?
Gandalf: By a unaminous vote, you now get to wear this nifty winged crown