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The Homeland Security folks claim the terrorists want to disrupt the democratic process. If they know anything at all about these conventions, then those will be the safest places to be at, since they are so irrelevant.

-my dad. who has left the state for the week to avoid the convention madness.

oh crap! i just reached for my phone and realized i forgot to charge it last night. damn. have no fear, gentle readers, it has a powerful and long-lasting battery. and i will charge it for this hour before i leave. and i'd better go pick a textslash topic.

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Date: 2004-07-26 04:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starbuckle.livejournal.com
pick soon so i can play! meep!

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Date: 2004-07-26 07:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wax-jism.livejournal.com
What actually made it to the Finnish papers about the convention was how hookers and pimps flock there because Democrats are horny fuckers. Uhuh, okay. Also, hee.

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Date: 2004-07-26 03:45 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] phineasjones.livejournal.com
ahahaha! that's hilarious. also, impossible for me to imagine. i mean, i'm not so naive as to think there aren't plenty of pimps and hookers in boston, but i've never seen one that i know of. and so, imagining them hanging around the fleet center. heeheehee.

so... who flocks to the republican conventions?

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Date: 2004-07-26 04:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wax-jism.livejournal.com
Probably the crack dealers...

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