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[phineasjones]

have i mentioned? i love you all. we have professors mcgonagall, snape, sprout, flitwick, hagrid, lupin, dumbledore, potter, malfoy, granger, tolkien (eee!), lewis, monaghan, walsh (brilliant!), and one appearance by a music professor from my alma mater (omg, i'm scarred for life!).

these are by camillafarfalla, jjtaylor, princessrugger, jacito, i_smile, antheia, scottxwl, novembersnow, annecatherine and thefourthvine.


1. As she slipped out of Severus' study, Minerva couldn't help smirking to herself. He'd be trying to put those papers right for hours. by antheia

2. "Headmaster wanted to see Dobby?" Albus pats his knee, then strokes one large elf ear. "I understand we share a love of socks," he murmurs. by novembersnow

3. "Mrs. Norris hasn't caught any students lately," Filch fretted. "Maybe she's sick." "I'm sure she's fine," said Minerva with a smug, feline smile. by novembersnow

4. "Hermione's really gone mental, Harry. She tried giving Snape and Lupin detention for making our without telling her. She wanted to take notes!" by annecatherine

5. "No, Hermione, we didn't see that. We didn't see Hagrid tied up in chains and Buckbeak with a whip in his beak. No, absolutely not!" "But... Ron." by annecatherine

6. "Another incomplete sentence?!" thought Professor Maggie Walsh as she graded her umpteenth term paper. "That's it. I'm building a demon robot." by scottxwl

7. "oh dear," said lewis affectionately, watching tolkien scamper through the yard. "best cut him off. he's seeing hobbits in the garden again." by jacito

8. the rapid, frantic pants emanating from the warbeke room were followed by a pause, and then, a gentle "i'm sorry, larry. my bride is waiting." by princessrugger

9. Harry was having a bad day, so when Draco had a period free from Potions, he barged into Harry's DADA class to give him a cookie. And a snog. by camillafarfalla

10. "Did you see that pink hoodie Hermione was wearing today" McGonagall asked. "Tell me about it!" said Snape. He sighed. "I'm a bad, bad man." by scottxwl

11. "Neville, you're blooming nicely," Sprout said, smiling approvingly. "I've always said all that's needed is the right pot for the root to grow." by i_smile

12. Billy entered the room and burst out laughing. "Take off all your clothes at once, young hobbit!" Dom slapped a ruler on the table for emphasis. by camillafarfalla

12a. "Dom, how many times do I have to tell you?" Billy unbuttoned his shirt. "You don't have to pull this Professor Tolkien stunt to get me in to bed!" by camillafarfalla

13. After, they each had their own favorite memories of the night... Minerva quite enjoyed TPing, Snape reveled in his purposeful potions disasters... by camillafarfalla

13a. ...but it was agreed that the most fun was had by Albus, who enlisted Peeves to help paint murals all over the walls, right under Filch's nose. by camillafarfalla

14. Harry couldn't hide a smirk as he observed Snape's wand use. "You call that kinky? Please. Guess you didn't share a room with Neville for 7 years." by thefourthvine

15. She was sleeping in class again. Heat spread on Walsh's face, then moved lower. She smiled. Buffy was going to miss some sleep again tonight. by thefourthvine

16. Something that looked distinctly like Snape flew past them as they walked down to the greenhouse. "Is that a... a dirt bike?" Hermione gasped. by jjtaylor

17. McGonagall had on a strange hat and pads on her knees. She zoomed around the room on a flying board. "Muggle studies is important," she said. by jjtaylor

18. Prof. Flitwick was careening down the corridor, shoes with wheels strapped to his feet. "Blimey," said Ron. Flitwick giggled and pirouetted. by jjtaylor

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Comments

[princessrugger.livejournal.com]

*ahem* two professors.

[mmm-cake.livejournal.com]

whoa, is that a larry s. and a c.a.?

[phineasjones.livejournal.com]

c.a.? ::thinks hard:: no, i don't get it. who's the other person?

omg, wait, the c.a. who is no longer there, you mean?

[mmm-cake.livejournal.com]

yeah that one..."my bride"? you have to read into the text. that is, if i'm right. may-may?

[phineasjones.livejournal.com]

ahhhh. yes, you two knew him better than i. i didn't pick up on that. very clever indeed.

[mmm-cake.livejournal.com]

or, wait, it isn't j.l., is it?

[princessrugger.livejournal.com]

indeed, c. "i am not gay" a. heheh.

[phineasjones.livejournal.com]

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