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i just wrote a song. to commemorate the moment and all. it goes like this:

cover letters suck.
i hate them very much.
there are few things in the world which suck as much as cover letters.
to cover letters i say, fuck you.
sing it with me now, COVER LETTERS SUCK!!!!

thankyouandgoodbye.

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Date: 2003-12-09 10:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starbuckle.livejournal.com
:::stabs:::

yarr.

why do i have no piratical icons?

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Date: 2003-12-10 09:36 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] phineasjones.livejournal.com
dude! what happened to your pirateses?

clearly you need 50 icons

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Date: 2003-12-09 10:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elynrae.livejournal.com
oh, I am SO with you on that. *sigh*

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Date: 2003-12-10 09:35 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] phineasjones.livejournal.com
::stabs cover letter::

::stabs it again for good measure::

second verse, same as the first

Date: 2003-12-09 10:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hominidj.livejournal.com
cover letters do suck. in fact, resumes suck all together.

suck, suck, suck. suck, suck.

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Date: 2003-12-09 10:27 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] novembersnow.livejournal.com
Great song, man. *sings it with you*

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Date: 2003-12-10 09:34 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] phineasjones.livejournal.com
and the chorus was heard throughout the land.

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Date: 2003-12-09 10:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
*dies*

1. word
2. the tone of your e-mail is so like on 'in living color' when david alan grier would be all 'i wrote a song about it. like to hear it? here is goes:' and then he'd sing one line. it cracked my shit up, although if you have no idea what i'm on about then i'll shut up.

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Date: 2003-12-10 09:34 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] phineasjones.livejournal.com
um, well, no i didn't actually watch in living color so the reference is lost on me. the tone however, seems to match perfectly.

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Date: 2003-12-09 10:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] willysunny.livejournal.com
:::chokes on pizza::: maybe we can sing it in a round?

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Date: 2003-12-09 01:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] camillafarfalla.livejournal.com
Yes; I'm a big fan of the round idea. Except, you might have to make it longer, bc there are so many people who will want to join in that at a certain point the entry point will be back to the beginning.

Hell, they are. Hell. ::defenestrates the very idea of the cover letter::

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Date: 2003-12-09 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emriver.livejournal.com
this could be that encore I was talking about! think of it with harmony

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Date: 2003-12-10 09:31 am (UTC)

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