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My LiveJournal Sitcom
phineasjones And kitten (NBC, 3:00): phineasjones (Steve Martin) buys pocketknifes instead of muffins, ruining sociofemme (Colin Farrell)'s day. The next day, undone27 (Jon Voight) tries on quercum (Raquel Welch)'s pants without permission. The week after, ceresi (Chris Rock) accidentally breaks phineasjones (Steve Martin)'s cap. On the other side of town, someidiothasice (Renee Zellweger)'s new friend alienates kitsune13 (Halle Berry). Nearby, tradescant (Farrah Fawcett) and ivyblossom (Topher Grace) perform slapstick at a day spa. Wacky results follow.
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My LiveJournal Sitcom
Bringing Up puppys (NBC, 3:00): phineasjones (Steve Martin) marries zarah5 (David Hyde Pierce)'s secretary. Upstairs, 1968 (Benicio Del Toro) nixes novembersnow (Brian Stokes Mitchell)'s picnic plans. The next day, boixboi (Jean Claude van Damme) discovers that franzeska (George Clooney) is taking continental drift lessons. Later, bonibaru (John Barrymore) takes quercum (Raquel Welch)'s aunt on a date and ends up necking. That same day, camillafarfalla (Dick Van Dyke) accidentally scratches soulstorage (Kiera Knightley)'s favorite apple. Hilarity ensues.
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My LiveJournal Sitcom
Living With phineasjones's neice (NBC, 3:00): phineasjones (Steve Martin) plays chess against pritchkate (Harvey Fierstein), who doesn't know how. Upstairs, dantana (Charlize Theron) gets lost on the way to silviakundera (Pete Postlethwaite)'s house and spends the night in the college. The week after, rocketshrapnel (Julia Stiles) accidentally breaks sangredulce (Bob Hoskins)'s pocketknife. That night, fuschia (Rip Torn) accidentally scratches emriver (Keenen Ivory Wayans)'s favorite peach. Meanwhile, hominidj (John Barrymore) and mmm_cake (Ed Asner) try out for a volleyball team. Wackiness ensues.
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My LiveJournal Sitcom
Bringing Up salamanders (NBC, 3:00): phineasjones (Steve Martin) falls off wax_jism (Tom Berenger)'s porch and gets hurt. The next day, pretzelsaregood (Fred Astaire) cheats on a test, and starbuckle (Colin Firth) finds out. Then, emriver (Keenen Ivory Wayans) overhears novembersnow (Brian Stokes Mitchell) talking about flirting. Soon afterwards, boixboi (Jean Claude van Damme) and domanique (Roy Clark) try out for a volleyball team. In the next town over, hominidj (John Barrymore) nixes ghostintheshell (Patricia Arquette)'s picnic plans. (Part 2 of 2.)
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My LiveJournal Sitcom
phineasjones at a car dealership (NBC, 3:00): phineasjones (Steve Martin) gets lost on the way to dantana (Charlize Theron)'s house and spends the night in a homeless shelter. Afterwards, secretagentspan (Kirstie Alley)'s new friend alienates emriver (Keenen Ivory Wayans). Later, ladyjaida (Michael Caine) and jrivka (Geoffrey Rush) collaborate on writing a romance novel. That night, pioneervalley (Colin Quinn) plays chess against scottxwl (Jim Breuer), who doesn't know how. Later that day, luciusmalfoy (Alyssa Milano) hypnotizes dancingrain (Mariel Hemingway) but it doesn't work. Hilarity ensues.
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My LiveJournal Sitcom
As The phineasjones Turns (NBC, 3:00): phineasjones (Steve Martin) thinks swiftlytilting (Vince Vaughn) is a Martian. Then, mark356 (River Phoenix) plays chess against holographis (Tommy Lee Jones), who doesn't know how. That same day, lobelia321 (Juliette Binoche) hits a yearbook with dantana (Charlize Theron)'s backpack. Later that day, mcee (Kiera Knightley) breaks harrimad_sol (Norm MacDonald)'s old 100-meter-dash record, but nobody sees it happen. That night, fearlessdiva (Elle MacPherson) dances with sociofemme (Colin Farrell). Wackiness ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)



my favortie casting choices:
[livejournal.com profile] ivyblossom - topher grace
[livejournal.com profile] zarah5 - david hyde pierce
[livejournal.com profile] camillafarfalla - dick van dyke
[livejournal.com profile] pritchkate - harvey fierstein
[livejournal.com profile] emriver - keenen ivory wayans
[livejournal.com profile] mmm_cake - ed asner
[livejournal.com profile] luciusmalfoy - alyssa milano
[livejournal.com profile] mark356 - river phoenix
[livejournal.com profile] mcee - kiera knightley
[livejournal.com profile] harrimad_sol - norm macdonald

... gacked from [livejournal.com profile] heinous_bitca

cool

Date: 2003-08-19 08:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hominidj.livejournal.com
but wait, who plays scott? could it be judy dench?

Re: cool

Date: 2003-08-21 07:17 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] phineasjones.livejournal.com
lol. where did you come up with judy dench?

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Date: 2003-08-19 08:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boixboi.livejournal.com
Why the hell am I Jean Claude Van Damme? I mean, jeez, can't I get someone who can act?

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Date: 2003-08-19 08:46 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] phineasjones.livejournal.com
because you are a manly studmuffin?

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Date: 2003-08-19 10:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boixboi.livejournal.com
Ahh, but I cannot deny the truth....

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Date: 2003-08-19 10:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wildgreentide.livejournal.com
Harvey Fierstein? That's... oddly appropriate. :-)

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Date: 2003-08-21 07:17 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] phineasjones.livejournal.com
lol. you really need to work on the voice though.

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Date: 2003-08-19 12:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starbuckle.livejournal.com
starbuckle (Colin Firth)

:::boggles:::

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Date: 2003-08-19 01:26 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] phineasjones.livejournal.com
eee! right! i meant to have that on my list of favorites. i <3 colin firth!

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Date: 2003-08-19 01:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starbuckle.livejournal.com
i heart trying to figure out new phone plan stuff. oh, wait, no i don't. grrr. but colin firth! rock. eee!

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Date: 2003-08-19 01:36 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] phineasjones.livejournal.com
sorry, lass. but this (http://homepage.mac.com/elwen/PhotoAlbum9.html) should cheer you up. eeeeee!

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Date: 2003-08-19 01:46 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2003-08-19 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luciusmalfoy.livejournal.com
I'm *always* Alyssa Milano!!

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Date: 2003-08-21 07:09 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] phineasjones.livejournal.com
of course. there was never any question.

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Date: 2003-08-20 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sociofemme.livejournal.com
Colin Farrell? Who the s*** is Colin Farrell?

*am amused that I am,apparently, played by man*

*actually, is amused that I showed up at all! :-)*

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Date: 2003-08-21 06:59 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] phineasjones.livejournal.com
colin farrell (http://www.imdb.com/Name?Farrell,%20Colin%20(I)) is a pretty boy who swears a lot.

appropriate?

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