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[phineasjones]

does it count as working if i hold the document i'm supposed to be editing while i read slash?

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[rinkori.livejournal.com]

Yes, of course it does. Everyone knows that a healthy slash intake increases your production rate.

Right?

It's the rule I live by, anyway. XD

[phineasjones.livejournal.com]

oh right! i forgot that whole section in the employee manual. the 'please read as smuch slash as possible while on the job section'

;)

[zionsstarfish.livejournal.com]

LOL, I'd have to concur.

(un)helpfully yours,
ZS

[phineasjones.livejournal.com]

well, since this (http://www.livejournal.com/users/zionsstarfish/67552.html#cutid1) is what i was reading, your opinion is especially important.

and i loved it. i loved harry telling draco what he knew how to do. it just felt so true. ::happy sigh::

[zionsstarfish.livejournal.com]

awwww *smooshes you happily* :)

[bowdlerized.livejournal.com]

Uhhh, speaking as someone who may or may not have been writing slash on company time... *looks shifty*

Yes, yes of course! And I hear you can bill them for overtime if it's Remus/Sirius. ;)

[phineasjones.livejournal.com]

And I hear you can bill them for overtime if it's Remus/Sirius.

ahahahahaaa!!! excellent. very good to know. :)

[novembersnow.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. That's how I get half my work done. ;)

[phineasjones.livejournal.com]

w00t! :) i had this feeling there might be some sympathy for this situation out there.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

it absofrickinlutely does.

the light in the room is almost completely gone because viggo's been sitting on the couch, maybe dozing, in front of the sliding glass doors for a few hours. the sunset is winding down and shafts of koolaid-colored light coming through the crowns of the trees sparkle over the deck like swords made of stardust and break through the window to illumine the crinkled paper spread over his knee.

it's barely enough to see by. viggo's got one hand spread on his knee to hold the paper still while he writes with the other, awkward over the knobby curve of his knee, but his hand is wild, his handwriting exuberant, with inspiration. he doesn't want to spoil it and move to the coffee table. he hasn't written this poem for a week and he's been sulking around, napping in the sun trying to capture the first line, frowning and snapping over breakfast.

a shadow falls over the paper and he can't see a thing. viggo stops writing with dress of springtime flowers, not looking up, and murmurs 'i can't see to write.' he clings to the words, --springtime flowers, tattered, flowers, ribbons, forest--

there's the whisper of fabric, karl bending in front of him, and then karl's reading glasses find their way fumblingly towards his nose. karl's never been the most coordinated. he nearly stabs viggo in the eye with the left earpiece, and he gets them on crooked. viggo looks up at him so he can straighten them. karl's shape is dark, silhouetted against the orange-gray of the windows, blurry through reading glasses viggo doesn't need.

he can feel the last wisps of the poem evaporating like the last rays of the sun as he looks at karl's face sculpted out of shadows. their noses are almost level, karl's eyes wide and solemn, but it looks, in the dark and the blurriness, like his lips are crinkled at the corner.

'better?'

'i'm supposed to be finishing this poem,' viggo points out softly, but he isn't snapping.

karl smiles at him, puts out his forefinger and slides the reading glasses down till they rest on the tip of viggo's nose and their gazes are locked above them. then he puts one hand on each of viggo's shoulders. they rest lightly but viggo is pinned to the couch, skewered like a butterfly on a corkboard.

the coffee table skips as karl's knees thump awkwardly to the floor, slides back a little, and a magazine slithers off to the floor. viggo's legs were already apart, so it isn't hard for karl to move between them. 'keep the pen in your hand,' he says, leaning forward, whispering the last word. his breath smells like coffee, a little sour.

viggo fixes his gaze on karl's moving lips.

'then as long as the paper is on your knee you're still working on the poem.'

viggo puts his mouth on karl's cheekbone, where the last little bit of the sunlight--or is it the first light of the moon?--has pooled in a crescent-shaped highlight.

karl's cheek is stubbly, his skin salty, his hair black and silver in the shadow and the pale light.

he moves his mouth to karl's ear. 'what poem?'

[phineasjones.livejournal.com]

phineasjones would be responding, but she seems to be dead.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

<3soinlove

and i love YOU because you made my muses come back for them. ::happy sigh:: maybe i'll be able to finish Karl and Viggo's Gay Yet Manly Camping Adventure now.

[phineasjones.livejournal.com]

i really don't see how i can take any credit for this. but whatever. if that's what it takes to get you writing the karggo, then sure! go me. and eeeeeee! for the camping adventure!

[ashkitty.livejournal.com]

of course it counts!

[phineasjones.livejournal.com]

w00t!!!

[fuschia.livejournal.com]

God, I hope so -- that's how mosty of my dissertation work is getting done. XD

[phineasjones.livejournal.com]

heehee. glad to know it works for you. ;)