treacherous furniture
Mar. 26th, 2003 08:49 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
phineasjonesas i sit here, once again wondering where the morning went, at least i now know why i can't get up earlier than i do - thanks to ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
harrimad_sol who explained it to me in this most amusing way:
i believe you are mistaken in assuming you are somehow different, that you have changed from your 6 AM-awakening self. this is not what has changed. you must learn to blame the real culprit in this sleep-in caper: your bed. once, your bed would lull you to sleep at night, and relinquish you to the dawn when you awoke. once, you and your bed were as one, working together towards the common goal of giving you a good night's sleep to prepare you for the coming day.
all of this, however, has changed. it is clear that your bed has come to feel the power of the Dark Side of the Sleep. yes, your bed has, as they say, Turned. it no longer remembers its old life as a trusty companion. now it craves only Evil, Temptation, and Betrayal. at night, when you turn in to sleep, you may look on it as a beloved place, a dear old friend, welcoming you into warm blankety goodness. but you must realize that this is merely a cover for the bed's true devious nature. it will try to keep you there as long as is humanly possible. you must fight! resist! do not give in to the Treacherous Bed!! do not -- ::zzzzzzz::
hee. reminds me offearlessdiva's evil chair in ToS.
i need to go to work today. because, no surprise, i need some cash flow in my life. fancy that. i also need to exercise since it's been more than a week since i last did that and my body is collapsing. ::time passes:: okey dokey. now i'm just sitting here, staring into space. not a good sign for the day to come, ladies and gents. not at all.
harrimad_sol who explained it to me in this most amusing way:i believe you are mistaken in assuming you are somehow different, that you have changed from your 6 AM-awakening self. this is not what has changed. you must learn to blame the real culprit in this sleep-in caper: your bed. once, your bed would lull you to sleep at night, and relinquish you to the dawn when you awoke. once, you and your bed were as one, working together towards the common goal of giving you a good night's sleep to prepare you for the coming day.
all of this, however, has changed. it is clear that your bed has come to feel the power of the Dark Side of the Sleep. yes, your bed has, as they say, Turned. it no longer remembers its old life as a trusty companion. now it craves only Evil, Temptation, and Betrayal. at night, when you turn in to sleep, you may look on it as a beloved place, a dear old friend, welcoming you into warm blankety goodness. but you must realize that this is merely a cover for the bed's true devious nature. it will try to keep you there as long as is humanly possible. you must fight! resist! do not give in to the Treacherous Bed!! do not -- ::zzzzzzz::
hee. reminds me of
fearlessdiva's evil chair in ToS. i need to go to work today. because, no surprise, i need some cash flow in my life. fancy that. i also need to exercise since it's been more than a week since i last did that and my body is collapsing. ::time passes:: okey dokey. now i'm just sitting here, staring into space. not a good sign for the day to come, ladies and gents. not at all.
