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last night, rach and i told each other stories by request. i told her stories of my youth and an au 'how punky found a home' story (i tried to slip in a little punky/cherry but it was rough going). she told me a sirius/remus, a harry/ron-hermione/ginny and harry/snape. they were fantastic and involved the following:

-hermione and harry walking in on remus giving sirius a 'provocative foot rub'
-hermione asking them if gandalf is gay
-remus asking, 'wanna make out?'
-sirius agreeing but pausing first to swish water around in his mouth to clear out the tofu salad he'd been eating
-harry and ron riding a unicorn, "and then they fell off and had sex."
-hermione and ginny riding a unicorn, "ginny had to wrap her arms around hermione's waist and then she started touching her."
-harry meeting snape in a london discotheque and drinking too much and thus, 'he threw up a little in his mouth and he had to swallow it.'
-harry dancing at said disco - taking off his t-shirt and doing the butt floss dance (does that work as a visual?).

i love my girl.

starbuckle! i'm home and about to call you.