who are you calling old?

[phineasjones]

also, today while i was walking across the common, a man asked me to stand with some pigeons for a photograph. i asked why. he said it was for an art project - something about life in the city. then he said something about showing that we don't get too old to play with pigeons. i stood there for him, looking at the pigeons. i contemplated asking him if he ever thinks about just how nasty pigeons are. i don't think i've ever played with pigeons. just the other day, i saw one of the most disgusting things i've ever witnessed. and it involved a pigeon.

i hope his project comes out well.

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[fearlessdiva.livejournal.com]

Dude, this account just left me laughing hysterically. Something about your affronted tone, and the sinister but veiled reference to the pigeon-related most-disgusting-thing-you've-ever-seen. Just too funny. Please don't tell me what happened with the disgusting pigeon because it's more fun to imagine it. ::wanders away laughing::

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[phineasjones.livejournal.com]

i won't tell you, fear not. it's really too disgusting to type. bleh.

glad you enjoyed my moment. :)

[chelsealab.livejournal.com]

disgusting? now i could tell you some stories about digusting! first person! where to begin? lick lick slurp ... oops, i'm getting ahead of myself ...

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[phineasjones.livejournal.com]

no. please. don't.