almost a 'would you rather'
Jan. 15th, 2003 09:47 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
phineasjonesmy brain hasn't quite caught up with me yet today so i thought i'd fill out some surveyage as a way to get it going. don't know if it's working.
1.What is your least favourite religion or nationality? Be specific.
usa. specific enough?
2. Would you rather live with and sleep with someone you really liked as a person, but weren’t attracted to, and who was bad in bed, or with someone you were madly attracted to, and who was good in bed, but who you couldn’t stand? You have to be around them frequently, and can’t see them just for sex, nor can you not have sex with them.
the second one. i mean really, if i couldn't stand the person in the first place, why would i care if things were uncomfortable when i saw her later? at least the sex would be exciting.
3. Do you frequently think about your own death? What about other people’s? Be specific.
yes. all the time. mine and everyone’s. i'm constantly taking every situation to its worst extreme. if i cross a street, i imagine being hit by a bus. if a friend is cooking at a stove, i see her getting burned to death. no, this is not fun.
4. Would you rather be blind, or never have physical contact with anyone below the waist?
oh jeez. it seems like there's more help in place for people who are blind... like you could still get by... i could still have music. let's call this a weak choice of the former.
5. Would you rather do something terrible and have nobody ever find out, or not do it and have everyone think you did? It has to be something you’d feel horribly guilt-ridden about forever.
not do it. i hate feeling guilty. i'd rather know i was in the right.
6. If you declared your love for someone, is it worse if they burst into tears (not happy tears), slap you, or start laughing hysterically?
worst would be the laughing. i don't take well to humiliation.
7.Why should I [ platolover] let you live?
oh, because i am so full of unrealized potential. *snerk*
8. Would you sleep with someone gross to save someone else’s life? What about if you don’t like the person whose life you’re saving? Would you tell the person how you saved their life?
yeah, i probably would. if it were the only option - but i'd try really hard to find another way first.
9. If you had to kiss a relative, first cousin or closer, (on the lips, no tongue) who would it be?
see... this is not good for me because i have no cousins, no aunts, no uncles and no longer any siblings even. so we're talking my parents and grandfather. so. no.
10. Would you rather have an incredibly obnoxious name for someone of your gender, or a very normal name for someone of the opposite gender? It can’t be a name that’s at all unisex. Say, as a girl, would you rather be ‘Mystee’ or ‘Robert’. If you think Mystee is a good name, substitute something you hate. Then never breed. (Or if you hate 'Robert', imagine something equally not-girl.)
boy name. i've long had an affinity for girls with boy names. my barbies had names like toni and frankie.
11. What would you do if your one-night stand said you were terrific, and then handed you money?
um... how much? really, i can't even envision myself in this scenario so a true response doesn't come to mind.
12. What if your significant other did it?
if she handed me money for sex after we've been together for 4 years now? i'd take it and pay the oil bill.
13. If you’re alone with two people, one of whom you hate and the other you like, and they start violently brawling, and the one you like is winning, would you stop it?
yeah, i'd stop it. fighting is bad. :)
14. Would you legally change your name to 'FUCK IT' for a lot of money?
would it have to stay fuckit forever? i'd probably do it for enough money - bc who cares what your legal name is if it's not what people call you?
skipping the last questions which involve composing rhyming couplets. not into it right now, sorry.
1.What is your least favourite religion or nationality? Be specific.
usa. specific enough?
2. Would you rather live with and sleep with someone you really liked as a person, but weren’t attracted to, and who was bad in bed, or with someone you were madly attracted to, and who was good in bed, but who you couldn’t stand? You have to be around them frequently, and can’t see them just for sex, nor can you not have sex with them.
the second one. i mean really, if i couldn't stand the person in the first place, why would i care if things were uncomfortable when i saw her later? at least the sex would be exciting.
3. Do you frequently think about your own death? What about other people’s? Be specific.
yes. all the time. mine and everyone’s. i'm constantly taking every situation to its worst extreme. if i cross a street, i imagine being hit by a bus. if a friend is cooking at a stove, i see her getting burned to death. no, this is not fun.
4. Would you rather be blind, or never have physical contact with anyone below the waist?
oh jeez. it seems like there's more help in place for people who are blind... like you could still get by... i could still have music. let's call this a weak choice of the former.
5. Would you rather do something terrible and have nobody ever find out, or not do it and have everyone think you did? It has to be something you’d feel horribly guilt-ridden about forever.
not do it. i hate feeling guilty. i'd rather know i was in the right.
6. If you declared your love for someone, is it worse if they burst into tears (not happy tears), slap you, or start laughing hysterically?
worst would be the laughing. i don't take well to humiliation.
7.Why should I [ platolover] let you live?
oh, because i am so full of unrealized potential. *snerk*
8. Would you sleep with someone gross to save someone else’s life? What about if you don’t like the person whose life you’re saving? Would you tell the person how you saved their life?
yeah, i probably would. if it were the only option - but i'd try really hard to find another way first.
9. If you had to kiss a relative, first cousin or closer, (on the lips, no tongue) who would it be?
see... this is not good for me because i have no cousins, no aunts, no uncles and no longer any siblings even. so we're talking my parents and grandfather. so. no.
10. Would you rather have an incredibly obnoxious name for someone of your gender, or a very normal name for someone of the opposite gender? It can’t be a name that’s at all unisex. Say, as a girl, would you rather be ‘Mystee’ or ‘Robert’. If you think Mystee is a good name, substitute something you hate. Then never breed. (Or if you hate 'Robert', imagine something equally not-girl.)
boy name. i've long had an affinity for girls with boy names. my barbies had names like toni and frankie.
11. What would you do if your one-night stand said you were terrific, and then handed you money?
um... how much? really, i can't even envision myself in this scenario so a true response doesn't come to mind.
12. What if your significant other did it?
if she handed me money for sex after we've been together for 4 years now? i'd take it and pay the oil bill.
13. If you’re alone with two people, one of whom you hate and the other you like, and they start violently brawling, and the one you like is winning, would you stop it?
yeah, i'd stop it. fighting is bad. :)
14. Would you legally change your name to 'FUCK IT' for a lot of money?
would it have to stay fuckit forever? i'd probably do it for enough money - bc who cares what your legal name is if it's not what people call you?
skipping the last questions which involve composing rhyming couplets. not into it right now, sorry.
