phineasjones

there's at least one of you out there texting me who has clearly been dipping in to said bunch. you will all see of what i speak shortly. and, you will see rps text about... me. yes.

today's texts are from

scottxwl,

i_smile,

kaalee,

annecatherine, and

starbuckle.

1. "Neville?" Pansy exclaimed. A startled Neville looked up. Draco hid his blush behind his hand. "Not another drop," he muttered. "Ever again." by

i_smile

2. "This is shit. There aren't enough gay wizards," Ron moaned into his cup. "Harry, do I seem straight to you?... What? Don't laugh!" by

i_smile

3. "Oh shit! Oh shit! I'm dissolving!" screamed Gumby, dropping the bottle. "I knew this was a bad idea," muttered Pokey. by

scottxwl

4. A lot of Tequila and just one bed. Andrew was starting to think this Mexico idea wasn't a bad one at all. "Jonathan? Can I tell you something?" by

scottxwl

5. "Minerva, I always act this way," he protested as she led him to a chair. "I know, Albus. Poppy has been meaning to talk to you for some time..." by

i_smile

6. Hermione found Ron and Harry on the floor, both in dresses, while Neville's unconscious body bobbed along the ceiling. What had happened here? by

scottxwl

7. "Hey, Ernie, you want to help me pop this cork?" "Oh no, Bert. I'm not falling for that again!" by

scottxwl

8. Phineas peered at her "friend" Cake. "Can I draw a lightning bolt on your forehead?" she slurred. "Okay, no more coconut rum for you." by

scottxwl

9. "Bloody Hell! Why is he in the punch bowl?" "You know Dumbledore always did have a fondness for sweets. Yes, but do we have to see his sweets?" by

kaalee

10. "Could you kindly remove your hand from my arse?" asked Draco. "Why?" leered Ron, squeezing, "it's a nice arse. Fine, Draco sighed, "then more to the left." by

kaalee

11. "What's that hissing noise?" asked Neville. "It's Harry," offered Ron. "He thinks Parseltongue will help him get laid. Neville, where are you going?" by

kaalee

12. The snake eyed Harry's groin and hissed, "My preciousssss." Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to give the snake some firewhisky, Harry thought. by

annecatherine

13. Maybe it was the scotch's idea... Wesley couldn't remember anymore. He had tried to get into Fred's old clothes. There were... small. by

scottxwl

14. hermione hiccupped. ron spun around a little and fell over. harry snogged malfoy in the dungeon hallway. they all blamed whatever was in the punch. by

starbuckle

15. As he poured he sixth glass of wine, a thought struck him. "Faramir knew I was just kidding about retaking Osgiliath, right? Right? Oh shit." by

scottxwl

16. "I know she's beautiful for a pig," said Kermit, laying his head on the bar. "But sometimes she's just..." "A pig?" suggested Rowlf. "Yeah." by

scottxwl

17. He downed a flagon for courage. "Elf!" said Gimli. Legolas looked up from his mirror. "Do you think you could do something pretty for my beard?" by

scottxwl

18. "I know, I'll make a platypus!" He thought to Himself, sipping some ambrosia. "Some day I should beget Myself. That'll fuck 'em up!" by

scottxwl

19. "I know," thought Jane Austen, sipping a little too much wine. "I'll have my characters actually discuss their feelings! In the open!" by

scottxwl

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