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i like when my friends call me. but when they call me crying, it makes me sad. so, listen up universe! be nicer to my friends, you moron! or i'll fuck you up! ::looks menacing::

in other news, fic!

it made the day of hard labor in the warehouse fade away into nothingness when i found two of my favorite things in the world on my flist when i got home.

thing 1: the coast is never clear. LONGNOTTOM!!!!!!!! by hackthis. and if you read it, you'll understand my over-excited caps. and if you don't read it, i don't ever want to speak to you again. ok, maybe that's harsh. more like, i don't understand what your damage is. zahra's theodore/neville fics are everything i want out of slash fanfiction. they are currently at the top of my desert island fic list.* this fic is hot and funny and the kind of sweet that makes you say meep even if you're trying not to. it's a love story, but no one says the word. it's just there. it's beautiful.

thing 2: jjtaylor wrote more snape on the bus!!!

"Everyone wants everything for famous Harry Potter. It's merely a mirror of what we want for ourselves."

it's almost too much insight for my brain to handle.


*i don't actually have such a list, but if i did, they would be at the top.