he said it, i didn't.

[phineasjones]

gacked from ivyblossom...

if you haven't laughed your ass off at this yet, what the hell have you been doing?

whoops, time to add the fabric softener...

i've been kinda sorta productive today. feels productive to me but i was just doing the kind of shit i need to do to catch up to everyone else normal productivity levels. it kind of sucks being this much of a procrastinator. a lot of things suck right now. won't go there. as they say in senegal, bul dem foofu.

clean clothes, though, are almost enough to make me feel better about the world. clothes and my beautiful christmas tree. i really do believe it to be the most beautiful tree ever.

i just sent an e-mail to the evil minister with the service layout for sunday. at the bottom i included a wee note - don't worry, aileen wasn't mad at me. all is fine. we'll see what she makes of that. hmph.

[edit]: oh my god. those aren't fish. they're slugs. eeewwwww!!!!