i would do my part
Dec. 10th, 2002 09:05 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
phineasjonesoh look, it's morning again. i'm up again. ate breakfast again. sitting here at my desk again. about to shower again. oh the monotony.
heh. except not. because today is the ever popular church staff holiday lunch!!! oh delight of delights! we even do a gift exchange. i can't decide whom i would least like to get a present from. we have the re director - who i like very much but is way new agey. she drew my name last year and gave me two books - one harold and the purple crayon (ok, that was kind of cool) and one cheezy find your true path to creative expression self-help book. then there's the minister - we all know how well she and i understand each other. there's the secretary - i've drawn her name twice in a row. she wears big, season-appropriate earrings and talks non-stop. the organist... he's probably the best possibility. because i imagine he would give me something music related. and then there's the re director's assistant whom i've never met. they don't invite the custodian. heh.
this would be a little more fun if it weren't preceded by a staff meeting. ::yawn:: uch. don't wanna. ::whine:: oh well. i'd better go wrap my present for the secretary. lalala. should i not be using the word secretary? i think maybe she's actually called administrator or something like that. hmmm.
oh, god, and since![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ivyblossom mentioned this frickin story, i haven't been able to stop reading it. unbelievably disturbing and wrong. and i. can't. stop. ::bangs head on desk::
heh. except not. because today is the ever popular church staff holiday lunch!!! oh delight of delights! we even do a gift exchange. i can't decide whom i would least like to get a present from. we have the re director - who i like very much but is way new agey. she drew my name last year and gave me two books - one harold and the purple crayon (ok, that was kind of cool) and one cheezy find your true path to creative expression self-help book. then there's the minister - we all know how well she and i understand each other. there's the secretary - i've drawn her name twice in a row. she wears big, season-appropriate earrings and talks non-stop. the organist... he's probably the best possibility. because i imagine he would give me something music related. and then there's the re director's assistant whom i've never met. they don't invite the custodian. heh.
this would be a little more fun if it weren't preceded by a staff meeting. ::yawn:: uch. don't wanna. ::whine:: oh well. i'd better go wrap my present for the secretary. lalala. should i not be using the word secretary? i think maybe she's actually called administrator or something like that. hmmm.
oh, god, and since
ivyblossom mentioned this frickin story, i haven't been able to stop reading it. unbelievably disturbing and wrong. and i. can't. stop. ::bangs head on desk::